After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the
mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV, "Honey, go see if
the kitchen light is on or not?"
After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at
all."
晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子
说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢？” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑
了，我根本就看不见。”
阿凡提是一个众所周知的民间机智人物,其笑话 故事 精练深刻,内容丰富,讽刺性和幽默感强。下面我整理了 英语笑话 带翻译简短的，希望大家喜欢!
英语笑话带翻译简短的品析
急诊 Help! Doctor
"Help! Doctor! Please come quickly! My ten-year-old son has just swallowed a pen!"
"Ok, I'll be right there. I'll be there in 10 to 20 minutes."
"Good, but...what am I supposed to do in the meantime?"
"Just use another pen!"
“医生，救命!请您快点儿到，我十岁的儿子刚刚吞掉了一支钢笔!”
“好，我十几分钟就到，”
“好的，那?这十几分钟我应该做什么呢?”
“换支笔用!”
经典英语笑话带翻译简短的
我教老师 I Taught the Teacher
Mother asked her little boy:"Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?"
"Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three."
母亲问她年幼的儿子：“宝贝，今天老师教了你些什么?”
“儿子骄傲地说：什么都没教，妈妈。她反倒问我一加二等于几，我告诉她等于三。”
关于英语笑话带翻译简短的
一切都很正常
Things Have Been Okay
一切都正常
A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son, who had not yet talked.
一对年轻夫妇有个儿子，已经四岁了，还没有开口说话，他们对此深感焦虑。
They took him to specialists, but the doctors found nothing wrong with him.
他们带他去找专家诊治，但医生们总觉得他没有毛病。
Then one morning at breakfast the boy suddenly blurted, Mom, the toast is burned.
后来有一天早上吃早餐时，那孩子突然开口了：妈妈，面包烤焦了。
You talked! You talked! Shouted his mother.
你说话了!你说话了!他母亲叫了起来。
I'm so happy! But why has it taked this long?
我太高兴了!但为什么花了这么长的时间呢?
Well, up till now, Said the boy, things have been okay.
哦，在这之前，那男孩说，一切都很正常。
英语笑话带翻译简短的欣赏
勒索圣诞树 An Axe to Grind
A boy begs his father to get him a Christmas tree this year.
一个孩子求他爸爸，说能不能今年为家里准备一棵圣诞树
Each year, the boy asks and the father tells him, "I don't want to pay for it."
小男孩每年求他爸爸得到的都是同样的回答“我可不想为一棵树付钱。”(这个爸爸肯定不是徒，而且还非常抠门)
But the son kept begging. Unable to bear his son's whining, he picks up his axe one day andheads out of the house.
但是小男孩不放弃的一直祈求，终于有一天，他爸被他的哀求折磨得受不了，他拿起一把斧子，直接冲出了门。
Thirty minutes later he returns with a great big Christmas tree. "How did you cut it down sofast?" his son asks.
30分钟后，他爸爸带着一棵超大的圣诞树回到了加。他儿子问：“你怎么会砍得那么快?”
"I didn't cut it down," the father replies.
他爸爸回答到：“我不是砍的”
"I got it at a tree lot."
“我是从一个圣诞树销售中心拿的”
"Then why did you bring an axe?"
“那你为什么还要带把斧子去呢?”
"Because I didn't want to pay."
“因为我不想付钱”
英语笑话带翻译简短的品味
谁在打架? Who was fighting?
Who was fighting?
谁在打架?
Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?
Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.
Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?
Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.
妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?
弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架。
妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。
雷迪：我和杰克?史密斯。
1.我是来装电话的 What a big deal
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone."
译：一个年轻人刚刚开始做生意，就租了一个漂亮的办公室。一天，他坐在办公室里，看到有一个人在外面，于是他就装作生意很忙的样子，拿起电话胡吹乱侃，还不停的甩出几个大数字，好像在谈一笔大买卖。
到了最后，他终于挂了电话，问来访的人，“有事儿嘛？”那个人回答，“我是来给你安装电话的。”
2.我已经努力好多年了 I've been trying to do that for years
A man went to the police office wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You will get your chance in court." said the Desk Sergeant.
"No, no, no." said the man. "I want to know how he got into the house without waking my wife. I've been trying to do that for years."
一个人来到警察局想和昨天潜入他家偷盗的贼聊聊，警察告诉他说，“你在法庭上会有这个机会的。”
“不，不，不”，这个人说，“我就是想知道他是如何做到潜入我家并且还能不惊醒我的老婆，我已经努力好多年了都没能做到这点。”
3.提早大抢购，Early big shopping
An offender was brought to trial before a judge. The judge asked him, "What is the crime you have committed?"
The offender said, "I went shopping too early during the New Year."
The judge said, "This is not a crime! Is there a mistake, perhaps? So how early did you go shopping?"
He answered, "The shop was not yet open for business, and I was already inside."
有个犯人被带到法官面前审案，法官问他:“你犯了什么罪？”
犯人说：“因为我在新年时，太早去采购了。”
法官说：“这不是罪呀！可能是弄错吧？那你多早去采购呢？”
他说：‘商店还没开门，我就已经进去了。’
4.律师咨询费 The Value of a Good Question
A man called a lawyer and asked, “How much would you charge me to answer three questions?” The lawyer said, “$400 dollars!”
And the man said, “That’s a lot of money, isn’t it?”
The lawyer said, “I guess so. What’s your third question?”
有个人打电话给律师，问道：「你回答三个问题的收费是多少钱？」律师回答说：「四百美元。」
这个人说：「这要不少钱，不是吗？」
律师回答说：「我想是吧！你的第三个问题是什么？」
